|The not-so-fun vehicle version of the sticker.|
[Notice the despicable grammar!]
I chuckled and thought certainly any bumper sticker must be bicycle-friendly. And with that, the "Tube, Lube, or Boob - Nobody Rides for Free" bumper sticker was birthed.
|The way-more-cool bike version...|
with honorable grammar!
I was originally going to get one sticker printed for myself, but then it dawned on me that the world would be a better place if this sticker were mass-produced. And so my friends, this sticker can be yours, too! Who doesn't like a sticker...especially one that has boobs AND uses the Oxford comma!
The stickers measure 4.25" across by 2.75" high -- perfect for decorating a framebag or pannier. Consider getting a second sticker as a subtle addition to the bumper of your four-wheeled vehicle. The stickers are printed on vinyl and use high quality UV-cured black ink, which means they are weather, scratch, and fade resistant. The stickers are available on Etsy and eBay for $3.00.
It would tickle me pink to see these stickers all across the US of A. Ride on, ciclistas!
Disclaimer: For the record, there's no way in hell that goody-two-shoes-me would display this sticker on my van...at least on the outside. 😉