Friday, August 9, 2013

Addicted to Porn

I have a confession to make...

I am addicted...[sigh]...

...to porn.

Bike porn, that is.

Truth of the matter is, had I not spent a good deal of last night indulging in what I'm about to share with you, I probably would have finished that forthcoming "Lessons Learned" post.

Since I feel bad about the delay, I'm going to share my porn with you so that you, too, can be pleasured.

So, dim the lights, make sure you are nice and comfortable, and get ready to feel good.

Oh wait, but first...I should warn you that this ain't just any porn. Nope -- the law of diminishing returns doth not apply here. Though this eye candy doesn't have any calories, I warn you that it may lead to massive amounts of addiction -- in the form of inspiration. And for that inspiration, the law of increasing returns applies.

To enjoy this little treat, simply click on the image below. When the new window appears, click through all of the pages, making sure you can see both pages of each spread in your viewing portal. You need not read a single word on any of the pages (though your enjoyment may be intensified if you do so). Simply let your eyes take in the visuals, and let your mind wander to another world.

Click "me" to feel good.

This porn is compliments of the second issue of a new magazine called Bunyan Velo. This free, independent magazine contains a "collection of photographs, essays, and stories celebrating the simple pleasures of traveling by bicycle." This magazine and I share the same religion; we both believe that bicycle travel is the absolute best way to experience a place and its people.

If you want more candy, you can view the first issue here. But, you'll need to wait a little while for more goodness, as the magazine is produced quarterly.

Before I work more on that "Lessons Learned" post, I've gotta take just one...more...peek...

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